Just finished my eight page analysis of Mr. Darcy! FUCK YEAH!

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 12/04/2013 at 00:35 • Filed to: None

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I. AM. FINALLY. FUCKING. DONE! As an English major and as a human being, Fuck you Pride and Prejudice you can suck my dick! If I ever hear about you for as long as I live it will be too soon. Here's a picture to commemorate this wonderful event. I look like shit but I don't care because it's almost midnight and I have conquered a mountain of shit!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:38

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reading vindication for honors english
I'M SO TIRED OF IT!!!!

StoneCold > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:40

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What are you saying about my Aunt Jane?!

On a seriouser note: true dat, Bronte sisters FTW

getchapopcorn > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:40

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How did you contain it to only 8 pages?! I friggin hate when I have to keep most anything less than 10.

Leadbull > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:40

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You put a library book in your mouth?

I feel sorry for your immune system.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:40

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"I have concurred a mountain of shit" This from an English major? Tsk, tsk.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:43

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No rest for the wicked - time to read Sense and Sensibility and analyze the competition between the drives of a woman in traditional gender role and the drive to success as an individual, as sublimated in ascetic refusal of one's own needs in favoring the needs of others.

*Waits for Alex to start foaming at the mouth*

Anon > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/04/2013 at 00:45

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What? I'm not allowed to think a book is shit. The only reason it's a classic is because it established several things and without it literature would probably not be the same that it is today. However just because it did several important things does not mean that it's not shit. The characters have no depth, the story is plain to say the best, there is a ton of filter (she takes two pages to describe a window). In conclusion I can say that it's shit because I know what is and isn't shit. it's important shit, don't get me wrong. But it is shit.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:45

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Could there be a slight possibility that the word you're looking for is conquered? :)

Anon > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 12/04/2013 at 00:46

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Dusty Ventures > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:46

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He means it's "conquered" not "concurred."

Looks like you better read more ;)

Anon > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/04/2013 at 00:48

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I just realized that you weren't talking about me criticizing the book...I need sleep

Anon > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2013 at 00:48

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It's midnight here, cut me some slack.

Jacques L' Autre > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:48

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Hmm...

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2013 at 00:49

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I sort of kind of in a way did the same thing... I feel bad now.. incoming shitstorm?

PS. English is NOT a native language for me :)

Dusty Ventures > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:51

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It's just shy of 1 AM here, there shall be no slack

Dusty Ventures > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 12/04/2013 at 00:52

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Nah. He's an English major, we need to constantly berate him for his English mistakes to ensure he pays attention and becomes the best English major ever. It's for his own good, really.

Plus it's fun :D

orcim > Anon 12/04/2013 at 00:55

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There are those projects which are nothing but chi suckers, and there are those, seemingly the same type of thing, that give us energy.

You just got a lesson from a Master Teacher (P & P) of what *not* to pursue in the future. On that level, congratulations!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2013 at 00:58

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Oh it's fun, indeed.. But it's rather problematic for me to write perfect english, not to mention it's 0700 in the morning here, and I'm drunk as shit.. We could (and perhaps should) give him a pat on the back, followed by a slap right in the noggin) :P

Dusty Ventures > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 12/04/2013 at 00:59

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I approve of your methods, sir

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Anon 12/04/2013 at 01:02

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No slacks will be cut boyoh... It's 7 in the morning here.. Keep up them reading and writing letters of yours :)

But no, congrats' (that's how them young ones says it now yeah) mate. You done good. We're taking the mickey out of you as it were :)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2013 at 01:05

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I'll think you'll find my last comment to Mr. Floating in the sky Alex rather funny then :P

D > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2013 at 01:18

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no slack shall be administered

desertdog5051 > Anon 12/04/2013 at 01:19

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Yay!! Milestone passed in life. Enjoy. I'm buying this round.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Anon 12/04/2013 at 01:26

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Have you read "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies"? I haven't, but it sounds quite funny.

Anon > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 12/04/2013 at 01:32

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If everyone dies and becomes zombies that would be the most carthartic thing I could read at the moment.

Anon > Leadbull 12/04/2013 at 02:25

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No, it's my book so we're good. I thought about tearing it up but I just can't bring myself to destroy a book.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Anon 12/04/2013 at 07:19

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"I have conqured a mountain of shit!" Still tsk-ing...

My wife is an English Major as well,

Leadbull > Anon 12/04/2013 at 07:44

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I should've known that an English major knew what he was doing.

Kugelblitz > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/04/2013 at 09:28

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My ex was an English major we were fine until she did graduate work on deconstructing feminist literary criticism, the there was a divorce. I have a standing order to shoot English majors on sight now.

Also, Jane Austin sucks.

Kugelblitz > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 12/04/2013 at 09:37

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Analyse the evolution of responses to Jane Austen’s fiction through continuations of her unfinished novel The Watsons.

Dusty Ventures > Anon 12/04/2013 at 12:04

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You do realize you still haven't spelled "conquered" correctly, right?

Anon > Dusty Ventures 12/04/2013 at 12:57

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Well...fuck...

livedeliberatelychic1 > Anon 12/04/2013 at 14:18

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As an MA in English, hell with Jane Austen. Same crap in every novel. I'll raise my glass to you this evening over some Eliot. Cheers!!!

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Anon 12/09/2013 at 00:54

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Congrats! I got one more year to go.